KRIS HUMPHRIES Date with 16-Year-Old Fan Makes Her Dream Come True

Kris Humphries' date with 16-year-old cancer patient Kaely Kwitek has the NBA star smitten ... so much so that he's in it for the long haul. 

As TMZ previously reported ... Kaely -- who is battling stage 4 anaplastic large-cell lymphoma --  was invited to be Humphries' guest of honor at a Nets game ... once he found out it was her dream to hang out with the NBA superstar. 
Sources close to Kris tell TMZ ... after meeting Kaely following the Nets game on April 23, he is determined use his star power to help raise money for the 16-year-old, in order to help her family with the staggering financial costs.
We're told Humphries is also excited to get the teenager to as many games as possible next season, since Kaely said the unforgettable experience lifted her spirits tremendously. 

Kaely's trip wasn't all roses ... the Nets lost by 18.

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KRIS HUMPHRIES Who Wants to Kick Me in the Genitals?

 

***WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE***

Kris Humphries KNOWS he's been tagged a douchebag ... he KNOWS people are laughing at him ... but now, he's finally getting in on the joke. 

KH just completed a video for FunnyOrDie.com ... in which he tries to capitalize on the fact he's the most hated player in the NBA ... the kind of guy most Americans want to "punch in the face."
In the clip, two "agents" give Kris a crash course in how to cash in on his d-bagness -- with products that include a video game which allows haters to repeatedly "kick you in the d**k."

"No points or anything ... just d**k kicking."
And it gets BETTER -- during the sketch, there's a veiled shot at Kanye West ... as Kris dons KW's trademark shutter sunglasses in an effort to look like a "douchebag."
But one of the agents quickly tells Kris to ditch the shades ... saying, "We don't want you to look like an a**hole ... we just want you to look like a douchebag." Snap.

It’s About Time! Thank You Obama!(kim kardashian)

GOT THIS FROM KIM KARDASHIAN Wow… I just heard that President Obama has officially announced that he supports gay marriage!! This is such a huge step forward in our country’s fight for civil rights and I hope that today this will give hope to so many young people across the country.

We’ve never had a president so supportive of the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender community and today I am proud to be an American!! I’m so happy that our country is making history and moving forward. No more living in the past!well am so short of words oooooooooooooooooooooooo.obama which level be this1.....