OCTOMOM Up to $1 MILLION in Debts (But I Really Needed DirecTV)

You can't squeeze blood from a turnip  ... but Octomom can -- and to prove it, the bankrupt mother of 14 made a pit stop at an ATM in L.A. earlier today.

As we first reported, Nadya Suleman filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy yesterday -- and now claims she owes between $500,000 and $1,000,000 to various creditors. Nadya says her net worth is somewhere between zero and $50K.

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Nadya Suleman claims she's so damn broke ... she owes between $500k and $1,000,000 to various creditors ... including doctors, lawyers, teachers ... and DIRECTV!!!!

TMZ just obtained a copy of OctoMom's bankruptcy documents, in which she claims she only has between ZERO and $50,000 to her name ... because she's blown a fortune on super important things like water and power and the ability to watch all of her favorite cable shows. 

God forbid a destitute woman with 14 kids be kept from watching "Game of Thrones."

Here's the list of Octo's creditors: 

-- Orkin Pest Control 
-- Roberto Robles Gardening Services
-- Sparkletts 
-- William F. Turner Attorney at Law
-- Kaiser Permanente 
-- The DMV
-- Farmers Insurance Group
-- Verizon Wireless
-- City of La Habra Water Dept. 
-- So Cal Gas Company
-- So Cal Edison Company (power)
-- Sylvan Learning 
-- Superior Court of California
-- Whittier Christian School
-- DirecTV

In the docs, Octo claims she completed a debt education course -- as required from everyone who files for Chapter 7 bankruptcy. 

Octo took her course on the Internet ... though it's unclear how she paid for the Internet access.THINGS DEY HAPPEN SHA FOR HER MIND SHE FEELS IS A VERY SHARP BAD GIRL..LOLZ